Bootleg merchandise has existed for as long as licensed gear has been sold at exorbitant prices.

One of the most surprising pieces of unlicensed merchandise is perfume, specifically scents based on video game characters.

We chose Geralt of Rivia fromThe Witcherseries, Joker fromPersona 5,and the goose fromUntitled Goose Game.

Bootleg Video Game Perfume Cover

What it smells like:The Geralt fragrance smells the most like its description.

The best way to describe it would be entering a furniture store and smelling the new leather sofas.

Geralt himself probably smells like sweaty leather armor and monster guts.

The Witcher Geralt Perfume Commercial

It’s possible that there is gunpowder in there somewhere, but it’s definitely obscured beneath the coffee.

The goose perfume is easily the worst of the bunch.

It smells like a garbage bag that has been left out in the rain for a couple of days.

Joker Persona 5 Perfume

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Untitled Goose Game Perfume

Persona 5

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