For one, I wouldnt marry (pick)Yennefer or Triss, sidestepping that whole can of worms.
Morbid curiosity and all that.
Snog: The Baron
The Baron is a bit of a dickhead.
I say a bit of - hes a massive twat.
But I dont want to kiss his boots.
I want to snog him, mostly just to see what his reaction would be.
Geralt, wheres ME wi- cut off by a passionate mouth-to-mouth kiss.
Snogs can lead to all sorts of places, but Im not marrying the Baron.
One day, that snog will finally end, and Ill leave him in the dirt.
History will say theyre just roommates, but fuck history -theyre in love.
Save me the trouble.
Let me milk it, kill it, bag it, and get on with my life.
And if killing Princess gets the Pellars goat, Ill just kill him too.
How hard can it be to sprinkle milk on the ground and mumble a few words?
Ill just read a guide if that fails.
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