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I love idle clicker games.
The game is very simple, as are most clickers.
Every click gets you a Stimulation point.
The upcoming console has been revealed at CES 2025 before Nintendo had a chance to.
As you rack up the clicks, you’ve got the option to unlock things.
First, a bouncing DVD logo that gives you a point every time it bounces.
you’re free to increase the number of points you get per click.
You add rain sounds.
A pinwheel effect for your screen.
All of these things earn you more Stimulation points.
I Hate The Internet
The noises layer on top of each other.
Videos fill your screen.
Slime stretching, Mukbangs, a true crime podcast.
Its brainrot at its peak, plastered over more and more brainrot.
My eyes glaze over.
The only thing I need to do is click, and already it feels like its getting too much.
A movie based on a game based on a movie based on a book.
I decide to press on through the discomfort.
I unlock loot boxes, then the ability to trade stocks.
It goes on, and on.
A reaction streamer screams, Thats insane!
I get an email from a Crown Prince asking for money.
Im allowed to buy crypto now.
Somewhere, in the cacophony, I hear a woman screaming probably the podcast.
I have to mute it.
I walk to my bed, lie down, and put my face in my pillow.
I unmute the game.
If theres anything you particularly hate about internet culture, its probably here.
It just gets bleaker and bleaker till the end, which gives you a blissful, silent reprieve.
Every Half-Life breaks new ground, just like a certain blockbuster film series.