I love idle clicker games.

The game is very simple, as are most clickers.

Every click gets you a Stimulation point.

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The upcoming console has been revealed at CES 2025 before Nintendo had a chance to.

As you rack up the clicks, you’ve got the option to unlock things.

First, a bouncing DVD logo that gives you a point every time it bounces.

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you’re free to increase the number of points you get per click.

You add rain sounds.

A pinwheel effect for your screen.

The Panik meme over a screenshot of Stimulation Clicker.

All of these things earn you more Stimulation points.

I Hate The Internet

The noises layer on top of each other.

Videos fill your screen.

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Slime stretching, Mukbangs, a true crime podcast.

Its brainrot at its peak, plastered over more and more brainrot.

My eyes glaze over.

The only thing I need to do is click, and already it feels like its getting too much.

A movie based on a game based on a movie based on a book.

I decide to press on through the discomfort.

I unlock loot boxes, then the ability to trade stocks.

It goes on, and on.

A reaction streamer screams, Thats insane!

I get an email from a Crown Prince asking for money.

Im allowed to buy crypto now.

Somewhere, in the cacophony, I hear a woman screaming probably the podcast.

I have to mute it.

I walk to my bed, lie down, and put my face in my pillow.

I unmute the game.

If theres anything you particularly hate about internet culture, its probably here.

It just gets bleaker and bleaker till the end, which gives you a blissful, silent reprieve.

Every Half-Life breaks new ground, just like a certain blockbuster film series.