The Witcher 3 is a game that seems like it was made for me.
From your Gaimans and Pratchetts to Jemsins and Kuangs, you name it, Ive read it.
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Ive tried time and time again.
The first time, I couldnt work out how to kill the griffin, which is basically a tutorial.
Since then, Ive made it a little further.
My repeated attempts to play it show Iwantto like it, too.
Ive got a theory.
I played Skyrim at an age where you have an abundance of free time.
At 18, it’s possible for you to also survive on very little sleep.
Its not you, Geralt, its me.
But that wont stop me from trying again.
I mean, Ive got nothing to lose.
Whats also free is The Witcher 3s current-gen upgrade.
Like I said, nothing to lose.
Plus, the horse can walk backwards!
The Witcher 3 was made for me, and yet I was not made for The Witcher 3.
Will a lick of paint and some QoL additions change that?
I’m being reductive, but it seems unlikely.
But Im willing to hit it one more time.
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