I am, of course, talking about the barbers of The Continent.

What I didnt realise, however, was how cursed these haircuts would be.

I liked what the barber had done to his witchers beard, but the hair was unforgivable.

A collage of Geralt getting his haircut in The Witcher 3

The Butcher of Barberken?

She actually commented on how she liked the beard, but said nothing at all about the hair.

It doesnt take Sherlock Holmes to deduce what she thinks about Geralts new trim.

Geralt with an awful haircut in The Witcher 3

Unfortunately, he did not.

Skellige style clearly borrows a lot from the capital.

However, I did come to the realisation that I could reverse Geralts curse for another ten crowns.

Geralt and Yennefer in The Witcher 3

The barbers may not be completely evil, after all.

However, as iconic as Geralts half-up, half-down do is, I didnt fancy going back.

To round out the mid-life crisis effect, I opted for mutton chops, too.

Geralt with long hair and mutton chops in The Witcher 3

He also has mutton chops.

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