Last week, I made it my sole goal to finishThe Witcher 3.

Ive tarried too long, and frittered away my hours slaying unsuspecting monsters and ticking off unnecessary side quests.

And Istill want to upgrade my Feline Armour one last time, too.

Geralt next to a statue in the Witcher 3

But then, I was off on a vampire hunt.

I think a large part of it is down to fast travel, or the lack thereof.

Of course, the nature of this particular quest also helps.

Toussaint from a tent in The Witcher 3

Magic melons are an inherently intriguing prospect, whether made of stone or flesh.

Put simply, theside quests might be the best bit of The Witcher 3.

Why do I care about a statues balls?

Geralt getting a statue’s balls in The Witcher 3

Because the game has taught me to care.

He died doing what he loved, at least.

Thats just swingers and roundabouts, I guess.

Geralt looking at a statue’s missing balls in The Witcher 3

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